1-UPs to ȝou, <NAME> -- And Wall chickens to ȝou as well
Gaben Bleſsed many gamings in ȝour future -- Maȝ þe Triforce be wiþ ȝou, alwaȝs
Maȝ ȝour coins be ever golden -- And ȝour ſcores ever hiȝ
From now until Fallout --- For ever and ever
Amen